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AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE OFFICES OF THE HEREAFTER.
Due to an unforeseen Y2K Bug in Old Father Time's software
whereby no-one thought there would be any need for years
numbered greater than 1999, persons surviving past December
31st will automatically become immortal.
We apologize for any inconvenience.
