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All eight judges watched closely as
the would-be bride Gretchen Trolloppe took the cake-cutting
test.
Edwin Boll-Weevil, her betrothed looked on in bewilderment
as the unsophisticated lass gleefully used a most unladylike
stabbing motion.
It was at this moment that he realized he faced many more
years as the unweddable Boll-Weevil bachelor.
