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It wouldn't surpise most people to learn that "Eskimo"
translated quite literally means "Masochistic People Who
Like To Live In Freezing Cold Conditions And Eat Seal
Blubber."
But it may surprise you to know that the Eskimo nation was
only founded in 1836 by one Oomu Aahaha, pictured here,
whose name means "He Whose Kayak Is Too Tight For Him. So
Tight, In Fact, That He Has To Do The Splits In Order To Get
Into It."
