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As Colonel Morgan prattled on, endlessly regaling the tailor with stories of his heroic slaughter of this or that native horde, Minchkins - bored near to insanity - began to doodle. Then he began to sketch. Form and line emerged; cohesive patterns leapt from the fabric. But what were they? What did they mean? A whirlwind of concepts and theories inspired the now fevered lad and he set upon the back of the customer with much vigor. Before long he had detailed plans of an entire community; a new way of being where creativity and flair replaced the shackles of indentured drudgery. A place where all belonged and shared, and no-one lorded. "This is how we should live", he thought. "Yes, this is how it should BE!"
Tragically, the colonel happened to glance in the mirror whilst reciting a particularly lascivious tale. His keen eye immediately grasped the significance of the chalky schemata.
Management was alerted.
The young idealist was taken directly to the stockroom and summarily executed.





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#344 Tue, Feb 20th, 2001
Daze of Our Lives by
Martin Archer
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