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Parents must be ever vigilant in protecting their daughters from inappropriate influences.
Today's tawdry world bombards young girls with "romantic" poetry scribed by whomever happens to be the latest faddish, long haired fop. And newspapers are nowadays luridly illustrated with pictures of half-naked tribesmen from one or other of the colonies.
The Shadforth Chastener is made of solid marble, including the pillow. One night a week asleep on this fine apparatus can help you keep your young ladies' minds as they should be; delicate and girlish.






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#337 Wed, Feb 7th, 2001
Daze of Our Lives by
Martin Archer
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