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"Men! My superiors inform me that, as of now, the army
will be run democratically.
Therefore, with the enemy approaching in vast number, I put
forward our options to the vote:
Should we hold fast here, in the heartland of our beloved
country and fight like hellfire against overwhelming odds to
protect our families, preserve our nation state, and uphold
everything good it stands for?
Or should we instead commence immediately to run around in
circles screaming that 'It's just not fair!' and 'Why me?
I'm too young to die!'?
All those in favor of the second option, raise your
hands."
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