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Never forget that House Midgets are people too, and
despite their reputation for lascivious debauchery and
underworld antics, they, like the rest of us, harbor strong
desires for self-improvement, no matter how vain or
misguided.
The new Swinburne Midget Biggener carries no guarantee of
increase in height, but it will keep your own Domestic Dwarf
harmlessly occupied in imagined self-betterment and out of
mischief for many hours of the day.
