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Victorian Shopping Reports
After many years of research, trying to solve the pressing
problem of unelectrified hair brushes, the Dr. Scott Company
have finally brought their fine apparatus to market.
Initially tested on various hairy species of the animal
kingdom, some of which are now presumed extinct, their brush
proudly enjoys the endorsement of The Queen.
Although Her Majesty never used it herself, she personally
witnessed field trials where final tests were performed on
volunteers from the 265th Cannon Fodder Regiment, until a
fairly safe maximum setting was
established.
New! Moscovite Lustre!
Yes! Everything you own can shine like a freshly polished
Moscovite, with Walpole's Moscovite Lustre!
The secret ingredient is Russian, in ways more than you may
care to know.
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