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Just the ticket for those dank, musky smells of
tobacco.
Lamplough's Pyretic Saline can remove them in no time.
Conversely, it can put them right back in, should you be so
inclined.
Temporary shrinkage of the feet may occur, so do not stray
too far from your armchair, lest you topple over.
Known to cause untoward excitability in dogs, and lower
classes of tradesmen.
Use sparingly.
Do you suffer with Shrinking
Feet?
If you suffer from shrinking feet, typically due to
overzealous sprinklings of pyretic saline, (or more rarely,
Colonialist's Twitch) instruct your butler to give you a
thrice-daily rubdown with Cobgate's Rum and Quinine.
Fortifies the nerves. Invigorates the stiff upper lip.
Warning: May cause gigantism.
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