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December, 1899. At a board meeting of the American Beard Association, top-ranking member, the President of the United States, William McKinley, made a shock proclamation. He was going to have to shave off his beard.
Citing complaints from his wife that it had become too scratchy, plus a note from his doctor stating that beard-rot had set it, he announced that he would stand down from his position on the board immediately.
The history books tell us he was assassinated by an "anarchist", just two years later.






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#305 Fri, Dec 1st, 2000
Daze of Our Lives by
Martin Archer
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