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Yaka Apatha was the "Deadbeat Dictator" of Ceylon, 1854
to 185-something-or-other.
During his tyrannical rule, only three edicts were ever
issued, and the most coherent of those was, "Whatever",
accompanied by a grudging shrug of the wrist.
Eventually, even his most loyal henchmen stopped popping by
his Dictatorial Hut for orders.
What became of him is unclear. Legend has it that while
taking a bath one day, the soap slipped from his hands onto
the bathroom floor, and being too lazy to do anything about
it, he...
And there the story tails off.
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