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Customer Service of Years Gone By

"Yes that's the one. An ounce please, and I'd like it delivered to 17 Pewsey Street, West Wittering by tea-time this afternoon."
"Certainly, Madam. I'll have the finest sliver extracted and dispatched for you without delay", said the ecstatic provendor of cheese. "Anything else I can humbly serve you with today, Mrs. Bunthorne?"
"Yes. Can you put it on my account?"
The shopkeeper almost fainted with joy. "It would be an honor, Madam", he said as tears of gratitude welled up in his eyes.





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#297 Tue, Nov 21st, 2000
Daze of Our Lives by
Martin Archer
This edition written with the generous help of
Neil McKernan
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