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"As is my professional custom, I invited myself to dinner with the Dimmesdales.
The familial meal table invariably brings issues out into the open, making my job as marriage counselor far simpler.
We sat there for a full hour, sipping our drinks. I had a delicious 'Pimms' and lemonade.
The husband - I forget his name - silently cried into his napkin, while his shortsighted wife stared at me and answered my questions with strange mumblings.
Well, when the food finally arrived I asked for it to be wrapped up so I could take it home.
I told them they had nothing to worry about and bade my farewell.
The pork chops were a little on the chewy side, but acceptable."





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#226 Thu, Aug 3, 2000
Daze of Our Lives by
Martin Archer
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