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"The prosecutor's arguments are all very convincing and he backed up his case with so-called facts, and evidence, and the odd dozen or two witnesses, but members of the jury, I put it to you as a point of law: Does the honorable gentleman have a handlebar moustache? Is it waxed with flourish? And how splendid is his wig?
I rest my case."





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#189 Wed, May 24, 2000
Daze of Our Lives by
Martin Archer
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