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Dear Sidney,
It has been months since we parted and I do wish you would
refrain from writing to me every day of the week.
Furthermore, I'm well aware that you are the new All-England
Chimney-Sweeping Champion but the
prize-winning soot you enclosed in today's letter made a
frightful stain on the carpet.
