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The trouble with House Midgets, indispensable
as they were to the late-Victorian upper-classes was
that they would tend to have libidos in inverse proportion
to their diminutive stature.
It was an unwritten rule that ladies should refrain from
looking directly into their beady little eyes in order to
avoid acknowledging the beastly, unspeakable thoughts they
were almost invariably harboring.
